NDN wastes no time - I just held a contest for the most offensive comment left on GChat while I was away. The responses were too good to limit to one winner. Below are the winners in the categories that I just made up:
1st Place, Nonverbal Division
Erica: "pbbt!"
It's the sound of a raspberry...not the fruit.
1st Place, School Spirit Division
Kara: "Go jayhawks!"
This entry wins for proper capitalization.
1st Place, Xenophobe Division
Big Poppa: "soccer isn't really a sport"
Anyone who knows him knows how the man has never gone anywhere. And hates soccer.
1st Place, Horrible Mental Image Division
Matt: "I heard one time that this dude took a shit, then swallowed it, then shat out the shit and then covered himself in it. The continual degradation of his nutritional diet led to him swelling to become huge and having sex with young boys named Todd while covering himself in cupcake frosting. That man's name... was Mangino. And now you know... the rest of the story."
Do I really have to explain this one? (h/t to Kermit The Blog)
Future competitions to come. Maybe your name will be etched alongside the all-time greats. There's probably only another 5 of you that read this blog anyway, so it can't be that hard.
Offensive comments
Can always brighten my day
My hat's off, victors
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